I'm pretty sure I'm wearing my contact lenses today, but I think that the owner of this bike was hoping otherwise OR perhaps this bike belongs to David Blaine. now what you are looking at is what appears to be a bike that is secured by a beefy chain to... oh wait a second, it is locked up to nothing more than a shadow! there must only be (3) possible scenarios here: 1) David Blaine was in a hurry, 2) David Blaine wasn't wearing his contact lenses today or 3) David Blaine is a complete sucker who didn't realize he missed the yellow poles. how should David Blaine have locked up his bike? he should have 1) avoided the yellow poles since a midget could slip the bike up and over, 2) actually locked the bike to something and 3) put a lock on that chain. NEXT!
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